Bad Luck Die

What went wrong here?

Roll this giant die and find out. Thirteen traditional symbols of ill fortune are lovingly inscribed on a 26-sider that is such concentrated bad mojo that just touching it will probably ruin your karma for weeks. Ladder, 666, broken mirror . . . There are no good results with this die. That's the point!

Choose alarming red or spooky black. Both will give you bad results. Guaranteed.